11 Hilarious(ly bad) SEO and Web Design Jokes
1 : What is the metric used to measure an SEO guru on a trampoline?
Bounce rate
2: Why are SEO experts always late to work?
They love traffic
3: What do you get when you cross a penguin and a panda?
A ranking issue
4: How do you get the most link juice out of a website that sells oranges?
Squeeze pages
5: How can you tell the difference between a virtual monkey and a virtual ape?
Long tailed keywords
6: Why could the web designer’s friends never find his/her house?
The address was 404
7: What events do SEO pirates love to attend?
Webinaaaaaaarrrrrs
8: Why are good SEO experts always in good shape?
They never stuff themselves.
9: Why are SEO experts so well rested?
They love NAPs
10: I like my traffic like I like my orange juice:
Organic
11: Why was the SEO guru upset when she found out she was going to have twins?
Duplicate content
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